Wednesday, March 19, 2008

5 signs that you’re just too damn tired and should just end the day

1. You stand at your car clicking the unlock button on your remote wondering why the hell it won’t open. 10 minutes and a lot of 4 letter words later you realize you’re clicking the trunk button.
2. Call 411. When the operator asks “City and State Please” reply with I don’t remember and promptly hang up.
3. Spend the next 10 minutes trying to remember who you were trying to call.
4. Fall asleep standing up while thinking about # 3.
5. @ 9:30pm suddenly wake up thinking its 6 in the morning and start to head to the shower.