“How did the pig tracks get on the ceiling?

I don’t understand a lot of things. Why traffic sucks for no reason at all, why my neighbors constantly burn popcorn, etc. The one thing that really confuzzles me though, beyond all confuzzlement, is why this tiny condo is a constant mess. Seriously, why? The husband and I are hardly home and yet when I am home all I find myself doing is cleaning and picking up and cleaning and then picking up more stuff. It never ends. How much stuff can we have in 650 square feet?

I need a maid. 

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